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Post by OldTitan on Thu Jun 07, 2018 2:11 am

D-Line Coach to kid: Don't say can't. God has given you free will to choose to do it or not. You're making a choice.
Me: Maybe he's a Calvinist.
D-Line Coach: We don't have time Coach... Hey let's ask our D.C.
Me: Hey D.C. what do you think of free will versus Calvinism?
D.C.: I hated that movie.
Me: What movie?
D.C.: Free Willy.


We may need a little more focus as a coaching staff during team warm-ups...
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Re: Actual Conversation at Football Camp tonight

Post by ramblinman on Thu Jun 07, 2018 12:50 pm

OldTitan wrote:D-Line Coach to kid: Don't say can't. God has given you free will to choose to do it or not. You're making a choice.
Me: Maybe he's a Calvinist.
D-Line Coach: We don't have time Coach... Hey let's ask our D.C.
Me: Hey D.C. what do you think of free will versus Calvinism?
D.C.: I hated that movie.
Me: What movie?
D.C.: Free Willy.


We may need a little more focus as a coaching staff during team warm-ups...

Forget about the theological malaprop. I'm just pleasantly surprised that God would be brought up at all during a football camp at a public school.
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Post by Head Idiot on Thu Jun 07, 2018 4:18 pm

ramblinman wrote:
OldTitan wrote:D-Line Coach to kid: Don't say can't. God has given you free will to choose to do it or not. You're making a choice.
Me: Maybe he's a Calvinist.
D-Line Coach: We don't have time Coach... Hey let's ask our D.C.
Me: Hey D.C. what do you think of free will versus Calvinism?
D.C.: I hated that movie.
Me: What movie?
D.C.: Free Willy.


We may need a little more focus as a coaching staff during team warm-ups...

Forget about the theological malaprop.  I'm just pleasantly surprised that God would be brought up at all during a football camp at a public school.
I bring up God frequently at public school practice.



It's just usually followed by damn it.
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Re: Actual Conversation at Football Camp tonight

Post by Teetime on Thu Jun 07, 2018 5:16 pm

+1
I like that.


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Re: Actual Conversation at Football Camp tonight

Post by 19delta on Fri Jun 08, 2018 7:36 pm

Good thing no one brought up something like Mormonism. That would have gone sideways in a hurry! Laughing
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